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"Well,
I thought if you guys came to a cocktail party here
tomorrow evening you could be the guys who just bought in on
one
of my investment properties."
"So
tell us, my friend, where is this property?"
"Actually
it's in Arizona."
"So
you're selling the desert, and you probably want us to
tell the people that we're getting ready to build a luxury hotel
next to the lot you're selling them."
"No,
nothing like that. This is a retirement community."
"Say,
Bob, did you tell them they're going to have to carry
their own canteen."
"No,
this is on the up and up. We're putting in a recrea-
tion area with a country club, swimming pools, and golf courses.
Then we'll build nice homes around the area."
A wry
grin crossed Jay's face. "Well, I hope you don't sell
them all the same lot. After all there's plenty of desert to
go
around. What are you going to use for golf carts, you'll need
four wheel drive jeeps. I can see some old fat-fart out there
on
your golf course, cursing like hell, saying, 'If I ever get
out
of this sand trap I'll have this course licked.'"
Tom
burst into open laughter. It was all too much for him;
if he
couldn't contain himself, he'd be rolling on the floor.
"Sure,
old buddy, we'd be glad to come down and help you out
of the sand trap."
"It
makes you thirsty talking about the desert," Bob said,
"so we'll need to pop a few corks to relieve our thirst. After-
wards we should visit the night club here in the hotel."
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